POLITICAL POETRY...
“Racist Trash Will Soon Be None”
The trash are getting replaced, by migrants on dinghies/
With this smile on my face, I find it hard not to grimace
Give em all a couple jab, being the swine are all swinish/
And as the Lord is my witness, what is British is finished
When these pr*cks start diminish, I bet the English comply/
As they blame the unvaxxed, for their trash that have died
I've got rhymes, they've got suits to go buy for the Wake/
And I swear when they die, I will abuse what remains
Ain't a chain or a shackle, that can tie me to earth/
Like a sheep or some cattle, they'll get battered with verse
To these tack I'm disturbed, like their words'a hold weight/
Within a world of which I've learnt, they're the scourge, no debate
They will hate what they ain't, and be as fake as their image/
In the hope that they don't, get exposed in my lyrics
I've the spirit of a wolf, who don't walk with a pack/
Hence I talk how I walk, whilst my thoughts tend to rap.
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With this smile on my face, I find it hard not to grimace
Give em all a couple jab, being the swine are all swinish/
And as the Lord is my witness, what is British is finished
When these pr*cks start diminish, I bet the English comply/
As they blame the unvaxxed, for their trash that have died
I've got rhymes, they've got suits to go buy for the Wake/
And I swear when they die, I will abuse what remains
Ain't a chain or a shackle, that can tie me to earth/
Like a sheep or some cattle, they'll get battered with verse
To these tack I'm disturbed, like their words'a hold weight/
Within a world of which I've learnt, they're the scourge, no debate
They will hate what they ain't, and be as fake as their image/
In the hope that they don't, get exposed in my lyrics
I've the spirit of a wolf, who don't walk with a pack/
Hence I talk how I walk, whilst my thoughts tend to rap.
Copyright 2021 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
“Government Ruled Joey’s”
This government govern b*tches, like some divvy little wives/
Who believed the man loved em, when they cum deep inside
You can't make these women up, except most of em are men/
Who pretend that they're on sh*t, like on p*ss, but when
Why can I smell bell-end and vag, like I done rapped at an orgy/
Especially being forty years deep, & no man has ever porked me
Like some pig in the house, who no doubt will be slaughtered/
I love Hip-Hop not House, the full ounce, have a quarter
My daughter is mixed, kinda like me in the mind/
Now replace mixed with mixed up, & here I am doing fine
With rhymes backed up like traffic, try catch me on road/
And watch everything you love, catch a slug and die slow
I show love when I need to, so I'll beef when I want/
Yet if these people are feeble, I will expose what is nonce
The only response I ever get, is a call from the police/
Cause I'm that f*ckin cool, they want my thoughts to all cease.
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Who believed the man loved em, when they cum deep inside
You can't make these women up, except most of em are men/
Who pretend that they're on sh*t, like on p*ss, but when
Why can I smell bell-end and vag, like I done rapped at an orgy/
Especially being forty years deep, & no man has ever porked me
Like some pig in the house, who no doubt will be slaughtered/
I love Hip-Hop not House, the full ounce, have a quarter
My daughter is mixed, kinda like me in the mind/
Now replace mixed with mixed up, & here I am doing fine
With rhymes backed up like traffic, try catch me on road/
And watch everything you love, catch a slug and die slow
I show love when I need to, so I'll beef when I want/
Yet if these people are feeble, I will expose what is nonce
The only response I ever get, is a call from the police/
Cause I'm that f*ckin cool, they want my thoughts to all cease.
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“If I Knew Putin”
They told me to try, looking through the eyes of my father/
So I did, I hijacked a plane and committed a Pearl Harbour
I then did a couple towers, for the little girl I couldn't father/
Don't think I did it for the power, I just did it for the laughter/
After that I flew to Russia, so me and Putin could joke/
As there was no disputing, the US had gone up in smoke
He knew Mr Dunne had the flows, just like he had the nukes/
So off we rode on our horses, in our new radioactive suits
There was two buttons to press, no need to guess, I press many/
I said f*ck em, pushed the buttons and now there aren't many
Nor any cemetaries to bury any, of the ones that ain't gone/
So it was at this point, Mr Dunne had to create a brainstorm
Back in our planes, to Tel Aviv, we blew that swine from the map/
Saving Iran from the grief, while giving Palestine some land back
We did it as payback for my rap, getting banned before it blew/
You're just lucky I don't know Putin, cause this is what the f*ck I'd do.
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So I did, I hijacked a plane and committed a Pearl Harbour
I then did a couple towers, for the little girl I couldn't father/
Don't think I did it for the power, I just did it for the laughter/
After that I flew to Russia, so me and Putin could joke/
As there was no disputing, the US had gone up in smoke
He knew Mr Dunne had the flows, just like he had the nukes/
So off we rode on our horses, in our new radioactive suits
There was two buttons to press, no need to guess, I press many/
I said f*ck em, pushed the buttons and now there aren't many
Nor any cemetaries to bury any, of the ones that ain't gone/
So it was at this point, Mr Dunne had to create a brainstorm
Back in our planes, to Tel Aviv, we blew that swine from the map/
Saving Iran from the grief, while giving Palestine some land back
We did it as payback for my rap, getting banned before it blew/
You're just lucky I don't know Putin, cause this is what the f*ck I'd do.
Copyright 2018 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
“Britain, US & Russia”
Britain makes love like a girl, whilst The US f*cks you with force/
While Russia goes in for the rape, then same day you're a corpse
Britain bowels down to The US, hence why we're seen as a b*tch/
Whereas Russia will touch you like Jimmy, then deny that it did
Whilst Theresa struggles with Brexit, Donald struggles with his wall/
Whereas Putin just sits comfortable, riding bareback on his horse
British police have lost control, like they have with guns in The US/
Whereas Russia will have you murdered, wherever you are in The West
Politicians talk sh*t in Parliament, like The President does in his office/
While Russians aren't one for arguments, cause they've already bombed it
Britain tends to play football, while The US likes to play a game of soccer/
Whereas Russia doesn't play, unless it's some gunplay from the chopper
The British police are called Coppers, and The US ones are called Feds/
In Russia they're called Russians, and will just bust one in your head
Our footie hooligans are solid, yet with the US ones I'm not too sure/
Whereas The Russian are lookin bodies, like the game is called Cold War.
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While Russia goes in for the rape, then same day you're a corpse
Britain bowels down to The US, hence why we're seen as a b*tch/
Whereas Russia will touch you like Jimmy, then deny that it did
Whilst Theresa struggles with Brexit, Donald struggles with his wall/
Whereas Putin just sits comfortable, riding bareback on his horse
British police have lost control, like they have with guns in The US/
Whereas Russia will have you murdered, wherever you are in The West
Politicians talk sh*t in Parliament, like The President does in his office/
While Russians aren't one for arguments, cause they've already bombed it
Britain tends to play football, while The US likes to play a game of soccer/
Whereas Russia doesn't play, unless it's some gunplay from the chopper
The British police are called Coppers, and The US ones are called Feds/
In Russia they're called Russians, and will just bust one in your head
Our footie hooligans are solid, yet with the US ones I'm not too sure/
Whereas The Russian are lookin bodies, like the game is called Cold War.
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“Middle-Aged Gammon”
The demon of all money, is called Mammon/
And is slightly more smarter, than you Gammon
Who sit, drunk alone in some bedsit/
With Coke up the nose, hoping Brexit
The message in this, can't be texted/
So being English, they get all aggressive
Get arrested, then bailed and then charged/
Then go pub and tell tales, and act hard
You can spot em from far, in their Sporty Direct/
Supporting Farage, EDL and the Vets
Protecting a statue, they know nothing about/
With negative attitudes, wanna knock something out
Give em a day at the pub, and they'll F that up too/
Whilst claiming all black people, belong in a zoo
If stupid had a face, then that face would be this/
Hence I slap em with Salmon, til the Gammon desist.
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And is slightly more smarter, than you Gammon
Who sit, drunk alone in some bedsit/
With Coke up the nose, hoping Brexit
The message in this, can't be texted/
So being English, they get all aggressive
Get arrested, then bailed and then charged/
Then go pub and tell tales, and act hard
You can spot em from far, in their Sporty Direct/
Supporting Farage, EDL and the Vets
Protecting a statue, they know nothing about/
With negative attitudes, wanna knock something out
Give em a day at the pub, and they'll F that up too/
Whilst claiming all black people, belong in a zoo
If stupid had a face, then that face would be this/
Hence I slap em with Salmon, til the Gammon desist.
Copyright 2020 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)